Phone Call #2

Date: Wednesday 25th January

Time: 14:20

Number: Withheld

(Phone Rings)

Me (spotting the number is withheld): Rymanshire Constabulary, you're through to Constable Faeces McLune, please not all calls are recorded and may be used in evidence against you. How can I help you?

Voice (Asian lady somewhat confused): Err.. hello can I speak with Mr John?

Me: You may not, he's in the cells.

Voice: Cells?

Me: Is this his accomplice?

Voice: No, No, No. I need to speak with Mr John.

Me: Are you his brief?

Voice: Err...

(Phone went dead)