Date: January 9th 2012
Time: 10.00am
Number: Withheld
(Phone Rings)
Me: Hello?
Graham (in thick Indian accent): Hello, my name is Graham. Can I please speak with Mister Joan?
Me: Mr Joan is dead
Graham (long pause): Hello?
Me: Hello again
Graham: Ah, hello, can I please speak with Mister Joan?
Me: No. I've killed him and left his body rotting in the forest.
(Pause)
Graham: Yes...umm...very nice. Now please don't worry, I'm not selling anything.
Me: I'm not worried, the cops have got nothing on me.
Graham: Yes sir, very nice. Erm...
(line goes dead)
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